So I says to the guy, look, this is my coke and I'm going to drink it...you gotta problem with that? He decides to hit me in the nose. Well, let me tell you, that hurt something awful! That's not your coke, he tells me, it's mine. MINE! So keep your hands and your mouth off it, see? Well, I thinks to myself, ok, it's only one small can of coke, what's the big deal, just give it to him and everything is gonna be ok. But, no...I'm not that smart. So I pulls out my Visa credit card (valid until 2012) and I slice him up with it. He just falls in half and lays on the floor, bleeding and stuff. I sorta knew Visa was a good credit card and that's why I always carry one...You never know when it will come in handy.
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